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| We need someone to guide us in this life, and we need great hope. God is a good friend to have. (Loma Linda) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Ask God to give you what you want. Help him to justify your wants by the way you live, and then having given him your prayer, have the faith and courage to rely on his power to do the thing that is right in his eyes. (Joseph Portnoy) | [▲] | [▼] |
| And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. (Spike Milligan) | [▲] | [▼] |
| God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. (Garrison Keillor) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything. (Neil Simon, The Gingerbread Lady) | [▲] | [▼] |
| They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies? (Scott Roeben) | [▲] | [▼] |
| God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. (Voltaire) | [▲] | [▼] |
| One with God is a majority. (Billy Graham) | [▲] | [▼] |
| When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. (Peter O'Toole) | [▲] | [▼] |
| It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. (Arthur C. Clarke) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders? (Friedrich Nietzsche) | [▲] | [▼] |
| God heals and the doctor takes the fee. (Benjamin Franklin) | [▲] | [▼] |
| If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. (Woody Allen) | [▲] | [▼] |
| How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? (Woody Allen) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. (Woody Allen Getting Even, My Philosophy) | [▲] | [▼] |
| To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. (Issac Asimov) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. (Albert Einstein) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice. (Albert Einstein) | [▲] | [▼] |
| In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards. (Mark Twain) | [▲] | [▼] |