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| A young child is, indeed, a true scientist, just one big question mark. What? Why? How? I never cease to marvel at the recurring miracle of growth, to be fascinated by the mystery and wonder of this brave enthusiasm. (Victoria Wagner) | [▲] | [▼] |
| It is a wise father that knows his own child. (William Shakespeare) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Email to a friend Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? (Roseanne Barr) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Email to a friend I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant (Dean Martin) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Email to a friend To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. (Ernest Hemingway) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Email to a friend Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. (Bill Maher) | [▲] | [▼] |
| When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief. (Henry Fielding, Tom Jones) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. (Quentin Crisp) | [▲] | [▼] |
| There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. (Benjamin Spock) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. (Nancy Mitford) | [▲] | [▼] |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. (Phyllis Diller) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. (W.C. Fields) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. (Fyodor Dostoyevski) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. (Clarence Darrow) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) | [▲] | [▼] |
| You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children... (Johnnie Casson) | [▲] | [▼] |
| A boy's story is the best that is ever told. (Charles Dickens) | [▲] | [▼] |
| A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. (Jack Benny) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. (Bill Cosby) | [▲] | [▼] |